Here's one of those ouch storys with picture.
My younger brother has a Kawasaki KLR 650, he keeps in the garage with the car. It's a tight fit but he has moved the bike in and out many times without a problem. On this day just like all the other times, the car was in with the bike. He grabbed the bike and put the side stand up, he heard the clunk of the stand when it folded up. In reality the clunk was the the side stand coming back down. He was on the left side of the bike, he and the bike were on the left side of the car. As he backed the bike out he was in the process of moving his right foot behind him as he tried to clear the mirror of the car. Leaning the bike to the left the foot of the side stand came down on his big toe, stopping his foot. As he fell back, holding onto the handle bars it made the bike rare up. With the front wheel up in the air all the weight was on the back tire and his big toe. Ouch!! It allmost mashed the nail off. The next day it only had a small piece of skin holding it on so he pulled it off. Yesterday when I took the pictures he was kind of laughing about it, it's been 40 days since it happened.