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Offline vagassasson

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how to clean the carbon out of your exhaust
« on: September 26, 2014, 03:39:28 PM »
First drink a bear.
Then take your exhaust off your bike.
Drink another beer.
Get a bunch of small rocks or nuts and put them in the exhaust. 
Drink another beer.
Add some diesel fuel in with the rocks or nuts.
Drink another beer.
Starting to get a good buzz.
Plug both ends of the exhaust.
Drink another beer.
Strap exhaust to tractor tire with implement of choice attached on back of tractor.
Grab case of beer and drive tractor.


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Re: how to clean the carbon out of your exhaust
« Reply #1 on: September 27, 2014, 02:34:46 AM »
Wow. Just,,, wow.
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Re: how to clean the carbon out of your exhaust
« Reply #2 on: September 27, 2014, 02:48:13 AM »
I guess I'm gonna have to buy a tractor and start drinking beer  :-D
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Offline Foxx4Beaver

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Re: how to clean the carbon out of your exhaust
« Reply #3 on: September 27, 2014, 02:58:13 AM »
I find it easier to just buy a new pipe....and still drink beer :wink:
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Re: how to clean the carbon out of your exhaust
« Reply #4 on: September 27, 2014, 03:02:58 AM »


 :-D
The four stroke engine: That's one stroke for producing power and three for wearing the engine out.

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Re: how to clean the carbon out of your exhaust
« Reply #5 on: September 27, 2014, 03:05:38 AM »


 :-D

haha...in reality...it should be the "Go To Jail" square :evil:

« Last Edit: September 27, 2014, 03:13:44 AM by Foxx4Beaver »
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Re: how to clean the carbon out of your exhaust
« Reply #6 on: September 27, 2014, 03:11:43 AM »
Good ole redneck ingenuity!!!   :lol:
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Re: how to clean the carbon out of your exhaust
« Reply #7 on: September 27, 2014, 03:23:53 AM »
After the Hedge fund collapse...

The four stroke engine: That's one stroke for producing power and three for wearing the engine out.

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Re: how to clean the carbon out of your exhaust
« Reply #8 on: September 27, 2014, 03:25:35 AM »
I'm fortunate enough not to have to worry about that.
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Re: how to clean the carbon out of your exhaust
« Reply #9 on: September 27, 2014, 03:32:18 AM »
Junk bonds?



 :-D

Sorry for hijacking the thread...
I like the idea...
The four stroke engine: That's one stroke for producing power and three for wearing the engine out.

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Re: how to clean the carbon out of your exhaust
« Reply #10 on: September 27, 2014, 03:36:14 AM »
Junk bonds?

nope...just very fortunate :wink: chin up!
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Re: how to clean the carbon out of your exhaust
« Reply #11 on: September 27, 2014, 07:51:42 AM »
Well I let it turn rotisserie style about 3 hours in each direction on the slowest speed possible and the inside is cleaner than the outside.

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Re: how to clean the carbon out of your exhaust
« Reply #12 on: September 27, 2014, 07:56:05 AM »
And with all the money I saved not buying a new exhaust I can buy more parts for my bike
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Re: how to clean the carbon out of your exhaust
« Reply #13 on: September 27, 2014, 08:02:49 AM »
 :-D
The four stroke engine: That's one stroke for producing power and three for wearing the engine out.

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Re: how to clean the carbon out of your exhaust
« Reply #14 on: September 27, 2014, 08:05:25 AM »
I like new things...much easier 8-)
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