Expensive Slave labor and the bike in disassembly
wait til he starts thinkin like a State worker and demands 13 paid holidays, 4 weeks vacation AND 4 weeks sick time...and an 80%-20% health insurance plan, where YOU pay the 80%.
Don't knock it till you've tried it.
I have been trying it for 11 years in the Trial Courts of Massachusetts
...another few years and I'll be eligible for 10 weeks vacation a year. It's funny to see the look on peoples faces when you tell them you have days like Bunker Hill Day and St.Patricks Day off.
Now you know how I can afford to spend money so freely...being single/no kids and living alone helps tremendously too.