Employee: Hey boss, I've got a little problem with the 18 wheeler I need you to look at.
Boss: Now what, flat tire, dead battery, out of diesel ?
Employee: Well...., Just come out and take a look.
Boss: Holy Sh.t. Boss thinking: Should I fire him ? The next guy might do the same thing. If I keep him, I don't think I have to worry about him doing this again.
I hope no one was under that, because steel toed boots would not help.
Danger