oh i think this is a misunderstanding!!
i didnt see the joke in your reply,sorry
and for the head ,you are right i only just cleaned it .
but for the oil you,re judging too fast...
i was assembling the bike at that point ,
and i,m used of doing all the fluids in one job,
first filling up gearbox with oil.
then after that filling up the coolingsystem with coolant.
so this way you cannot forget a fluid during the proces.