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Offline alan

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Things to do when I retire!
« on: January 26, 2007, 03:49:22 AM »
As most of you know I am getting close to retirement and a friend of mine sent me this and it sounds like a lot of fun! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Things to do when I retire!

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.
 
Well, for example, the other day I went down town and went into a shop. I was only in there about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
 
I went up to him and said, "Come on, man, how about giving a senior citizen a break"?

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a "Nazi turd." He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.  So I called him a "butthead."

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started
writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more
tickets he wrote.
 
Personally, I didn't care. I came down town on the bus!
 
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.  It's important at our age.
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Re: Things to do when I retire!
« Reply #1 on: January 26, 2007, 04:23:38 AM »
That is funny Alan...   :-D

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Re: Things to do when I retire!
« Reply #2 on: January 26, 2007, 04:32:31 AM »
Ha! Great one.. I'm far from retirement, but will give it a shot when I get there.. lol!
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Re: Things to do when I retire!
« Reply #3 on: January 26, 2007, 03:54:04 PM »
NICE!!!! :evil: :evil: :evil:
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Re: Things to do when I retire!
« Reply #4 on: January 27, 2007, 03:48:43 PM »
 :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Things to do when I retire!
« Reply #5 on: January 27, 2007, 03:52:23 PM »
That is my kind of funny right there!
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